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So cry if you need to, but I can’t stay to watch you. That’s the wrong thing to do.

 

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”




I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

Facebook says, ‘Privacy is theft,’ because they’re selling your lack of privacy to the advertisers who might show up one day.

I’m sure after Facebook it will be the little cameras that we have implanted into the palms of our hands and we’ll be debating whether we should get them, and then we’ll all get them.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

I seen someone’s status on Facebook, they said they were suicidal and on the edge..So I poked them…

How many times have you read someone else’s status and thought,”What a load of crap?”

Good friends are like stars. They are so far away but you know they are always there to give a twinkle during your darkest days.

Being yourself is the prettiest thing a person can be.

For wherever life is taking you, how far you might be.. Close your eyes, take a deep breath… and  Remember what makes you Happy !

live your  life have fun try something new each day don’t let any one or thing get in your way,no matter what others might say live your life your way

An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.

Updated: May 26, 2018 — 7:59 pm

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